Last night David Letterman surprised the country when he offered up his nightly “Top 10” list, the topic of which was “Top 10 Ways the Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President.”

Instead of simply making her the butt of the joke, Letterman introduced a taped video of a bikini-clad Spears who ticked off the list while perched on a desk, “switching from hip to hip,” as the host described it.

“Free pie for everybody!” Is it just me or does that sound kinda dirty?

Wednesday, August 19
Jo Koy, Kevin Hart, Whitney Cummings – “Chelsea Lately”
The Fray – “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien” – rerun
Martha Wainwright – “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” – rerun
David Cassidy, Shaun Cassidy, La Roux – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” – rerun
Dane Cook – “Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” – rerun
Brett Dennen – “Last Call with Carson Daly” – rerun

Thursday, August 20
T.J. Miller, George Wallace, Natasha Leggero – “Chelsea Lately”
Gary Mule Deer – “Late Show with David Letterman”
Grizzly Bear – “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” – rerun
Doug Benson – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” – rerun
Chairlift – “Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” – rerun
Operation Aloha – “Last Call with Carson Daly” – rerun

Friday, August 21
Carol Leifer – “The View” – rerun
Brad Wollack, Tony Rock, Sarah Colonna – “Chelsea Lately” – rerun
Patton Oswalt – “Late Show with David Letterman”
The Dead Weather – “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien” – rerun
Jack’s Mannequin – “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” – rerun
No Doubt, Friendly Fires – “Last Call with Carson Daly” – rerun

Saturday, August 22
Nick Lowe, The Swell Season – “Austin City Limits” – rerun
Adele – “Saturday Night Live” – rerun