I predict that ticket prices will rise. I predict you will go to a concert. I predict you will spend at least $20 dollars on parking.

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I predict Alabama and Tower Of Power will both tour this year. I predict The Rolling Stones’ free show in Los Angeles will be filled to capacity. I predict you won’t get front row seats.

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I predict Tim McGraw and Oasis will appear in buildings otherwise used for sporting events. I predict that a seven-foot tall fat man wearing a ten-gallon hat will have the seat in front of you. I predict that he will stand throughout the entire show.

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I predict you will spend more than $20 for a Peter Gabriel T-shirt. I predict you will stand in long lines for the concession stands at Pearl Jam, Phish and Santana. I predict you’re gonna eat a bowl of chow mein and be hungry real soon.

But that’s not all! Listen to what the Concert Psychic says won’t happen this year!

I predict Eminem will not invite Moby to be on the Euro Anger Management tour. I predict Bruce Springsteen will not do a co-headline tour with Justin Timberlake. I predict Axl Rose will not return to Vancouver or Philadelphia. Unless subpoenaed.

Still not convinced? Check out what the Concert Psychic said last year about 2002!

I predict that ticket prices will rise. I predict you will go to a concert. I predict you will spend at least $15 dollars on parking.

She’s uncanny! She’s remarkable!! She’s the Concert Psychic!!!

I predict that Ticketmaster will open an outlet in downtown Baghdad. I predict the future will be so bright you’ll have to wear shades. I predict Michael Jackson will do something weird.

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